ekoenig:

in france, instead of ‘i love you’ they say ‘oh mon dieu c’est la plus belle pizza que j’ai jamais vu le fromage est frais, c’est vraiment mieux que le dernier film de gerard depardieu’ which literally means ‘don’t get caught with a wack calzone.’ which i think is beautiful 

LEGIT HOT PIE FEELINGS?? I WANT?? TO CRY????

tonguelikemurder:

i think my favourite thing about people who don’t like snickerdoodle cabbagepatch is that we can all almost instantly recognise if someone’s talking about him even with names like boilerdang crimpysnitch